My wife comes out of the bathroom after her shower — completely naked — and walks confidently into the bedroom.
She looks at me and says, “Babe, close the curtains! I don’t want the neighbors to see me naked!”
I looked up and said, “Don’t worry, honey… if the neighbors see you naked, they’ll be the ones closing their curtains!” 😆
Sometimes, timing really is everything — and so is knowing when not to say the first thing that comes to mind!
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