Joke of the day.

My wife comes out of the bathroom after her shower, stark naked, and walks into the bedroom.

She said to me,
“Babe, shut the curtains, I don’t want the neighbours to see me naked.”

“Don’t worry,” I said,
“If the neighbours see you naked, they’ll shut their own curtains!”

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